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2 million doses of the Corona vaccine distributed.
In todays first story, some good news. The US has administered nearly 2 million Corona virus vaccine doses, according to the CDC — CNN reports. Although the news reports that hospitals are slow to set-up their vaccine distribution channels, the good news itself is that a vaccine is here.
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Trump signs Financial Bill including Corona relief.
Donald Trump has signed into law a government funding bill that would provide relief to an estimated 12 million people on Sunday Night. This came after some resistance as Trump is quoted to have called the bill a disgrace. It is not known if Trump made any money short selling bets on his willingness to sign, and on this matter Bernie Sanders did not comment.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/27/politics/trump-relief-bill-christmas-eve/index.html
https://theweek.com/speedreads/957376/trump-reportedly-wants-inflict-much-pain-congress-possible
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President and Vice President Vacation while there is work to be done
During the struggles surrounding the financial relief bill, an estimated 14 million Americans were at risk of losing emergency unemployment benefits demanded of the US government due to Covid 19. During this time, Mother Jones reports that Mike Pence was vacationing at a luxurious ski resort in Colorado, and that Donald Trump was golfing in Paradise. Where they were not reported to be is producing a stimulus plan for America’s businesses.
https://www.reuters.com/article/ousivMolt/idUSKBN29104T
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Shooing at Illinois Bowling Alley
A man is facing trial this morning for murder and attempted murder at a bowling alley in Rockford Illinois, reports WIFR TV of Rockford Illinois. The station, who did make no attempt to investigation what conditions were prelude to this nation’s venerable military staff choosing an act of undomiciled violence to act out a motivation, followed this up by making no attempts at discovering what options science have discovered as possible. No charges are planned at this time, but this relation claims that it ought to be a crime.
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Man identified bomber in Nashville bomber
Police suspect that the have identified the remains of the terrorist believed to be the Nashville bomber. Identified as Anthony Quinn Warner by matching DNA, a computing consultant in the Nashville Tennessee area.
Praised by Nashville Mayor John Cooper are 6 uniformed police officers who, upon hearing the message broadcasting a time to explosion, knocked on doors and evacuated residents. It is this relation that agrees with Mayor Cooper: Their swift action saved lives.
In Technical circles, AT&T is known for policies that are traumatic in illegal business practices and known to offer extremely poor service. Under the circumstances that no one was killed and three people wounded, It is not known if there are plans to erect a statue to Anthony Quinn Warner in his honor. Although this subverts expectations, I for one am disappointed in him for not making more efforts to hack together a more perfect union. The bombing, I think, was in poor taste.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/27/us/nashville-explosion-what-we-know/index.html
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Man dies in BRPD custody
Another story is in the news today about a man held in police custody dying while in police custody. In this story, the officers at the scene contacted EMS, and so this report may be an overreaction.
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Video shows 14 year old falsely accused
The New York Times broadcasts a video of a white woman attempting to steal the cell phone of a 14 year old boy. This woman, who is assumed to be an adult but the police have not released her name, is seen on video in what eventually becomes a physical altercation with a boy and his father. The police did not comment on whether charges would be laid against her.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/27/nyregion/keyon-harrold-racial-profiling.html
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Man sues police in Texas
The Texas state police, who is remembered at this time for ‘always getting their man’, is being sued this month for being unable to ‘get their man evened out.’ On August 15th, Marco and Dillon Puente were driving separate cars to visit a great grandfather. At the end of the event, Dillon had been arrested for making an improper wide turn, and his father Marco was asphyxiated, pepper sprayed, and arrested for obstructing traffic, filming, and refusing the orders of a police officer.
It is not known at this time if Vince McMahon, of WWE fame, intends to use the antics of the Keller Police Department to inspire the bonanza of events in the professional wrestling dramas of the foreseeable future.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/27/us/marco-puente-texas-police-arrest.html
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Angry at the Failure of His Election Challenges, Trump Calls His Own SCOTUS Nominees Cowardly and Incompetent
Angry at the Supreme Court nominees he appointed to the bench, Donald Trump provided me with an opportunity to say what I doubt I’ll ever get a chance to say again: “At a time of strife and sickness; He thought ~ he could short sell justice. He was wrong.”
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Nearly 2.1 million have voted early in U.S. Senate runoff in Georgia
The struggle appears to be real as the US senate runoff for the state of Georgia is counted to determine whether the Democrats will control both chambers of congress. Reuters observes that this runoff will determine the fate of President-elect Joe Biden’s agenda. The outcomes of the votes are to be kept secret until election day, when America is to collectively put our heads between our legs and kiss our asses goodbye, because this coupe is what it takes to get anything done on the hill.
https://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSKBN28Y1T2?utm_source=reddit.com
Warren reintroduces bill to bar lawmakers from trading stocks
Sen. Elizabeth Warren and Rep. Pramila Jayapal reintroduce a bill to prohibit lawmakers from trading stocks in a move acknowledged in political circles to be hostile to the legal process. The reintroduction of the bill coincides with scrutiny on Georgia Senators Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue regarding their stock trading during the pandemic. The claim goes that they used insider information from congressional briefings to buy and sell stock but that they have done no wrongs. *correction* The story does not state that there have been political advances made to hold these senators accountable for insider trading.
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The Hill reports that Teens expand on a previously established TikTok playbook to help Democrats in the Georgia Runoff Elections.
The story says that youth-led groups are drawing on successful campaigns they launched in the fall to mobilize young voters ahead of the Jan. 5th Elections. It is not known if the youths understand that it is a perversion of good nature to lie to children, or that the Democrats have not kept a promise in years.
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50-year study of tax cuts on wealthy shows they always fail to “trickle down”
A London school has completed a study of real GDP across several countries that shows Trickle Down Economics to fail the American people, Salon.com reports. British researchers write that their data “Suggests there is a strong economic case for raising taxes on the rich to help repair public finances following the pandemic.” It is not clear from the report if there was another call to Occupy Wall Street.
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Right-Wing Embrace Of Conspiracy Is ‘Mass Radicalization,’ Experts Warn
National Public Radio reports that an on line conference of veteran security officials and terrorism researchers warn of an increasingly polarizing climate leading to rising tensions and destabilizing conditions. NPR did not report on their own false flag facade politics being also a polarizing climate, or on their lack of reporting on the circumstances that make change possible or impossible as it is understood by the sciences. This conspiracy thing really is like a security blanket.
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Unpublished Manuscript Phishing Scam
There is some mystery this month around a high effort phishing scam targeting unpublished manuscripts and the authors who write them. Not much is known about the motivations behind it, and the manuscripts do not appear to be being monetized on the black market or through ransoms, but the story details a highly coordinated effort with deep research and deeper knowledge of interprofessional connections. This relation’s conclusion is that libraphilia has become stalking in some dark corner of the internet.
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Governor Cuomo Signs New York Automatic Voter Registration act of 2020
Governor Andrew Cuomo signed into law the New York Automatic Voter Registration Act as proposed by the Governor in State of the State in 2019 and 2020. This modernized system will expedite voter registration and create a straight forward process for New Yorkers applying for services at designated agencies to also register to vote. This relation says good job Governor Cuomo. Now there is yet another reason for the rest of the US to assume they are a New Yorker already.
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Young Son saves Daughter
The Foster child of two former firefighters is being featured by CNN today for participating in the heroic rescue of a 22 month old girl. The boy, named Eli in the story, is quoted as having said “I’ve got her dad” before entering into the house through a window the adults could not reach. To this, this relation responds “Daw.”
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/27/us/7-year-old-saves-baby-fire-tennessee-trnd/index.html
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Homeless Man saves Animal Shelter
In another profile by CNN, A homeless man in the Atlanta GA area entered a burning building and saved all of the domestic animals inside after a fire started in the kitchen of the building. The man, identified as Keith Walker age 53, said he was scared to enter the smoky building, but God had given him a mission.” Science has not yet identified the traits that make up such heroic people.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/12/27/us/homeless-man-animal-shelter-fire-trnd/index.html
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More Weed in Schools
Pennsylvania K-12 students will have an opportunity to learn how to make a sustainable plastic using the hemp crop, the state Departments of Agriculture and Education announced on Thursday. This measure is part of a political push from Governor Tom Wolf for a pro marijuana legalization platform. Lt. Gov. John Fetterman is quoted as saying on the matter that his state can grow better marijuana than the people of New Jersey — a statement surely taken out of context.
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Young Judge up from the Dour
In the Uplifting News corner of the internet, today we find a profile of Pennsylvania’s youngest Judge. Jailed three times for minor offenses in his youth, his life was turned around as an All American in Division I Track and Field. He would go on to graduate from Penn State in 2012, with a B.S in Economics. From a position working with the at-risk youth, he ran for a Dauphn County District Judge position, which he won in a general election in November of 2017. Congratulations go out to Hanif Johnson. Good things do happen sometimes.
https://www.blackpast.org/african-american-history/hanif-l-johnson-1990/
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Sports Business saves Small Businesses
Barstool Sports, who I do not know and cannot explain what they do, raised over $6 million dollars this holiday season to help small business stay afloat. IN Paraphrasing, the statement made by the representing party was that this action was taken because the US government took none. That's vigilantism I think we can all be proud of.
