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Photo of Lt. John Jenkins. Courtesy of WTVJ NBC Channel 6, Miami FL.

dirtyface11

the ball was held at trumps golf club, the assault* is probably a requirement for membership.

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Donald Trump: Grabbing them by the pussies since the ninteen-eighties.

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PlamiAG

But you know what they say about bad apples Frank? They spoil the whole barrel!

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[Spread the Lay]

anxiouslybreathing

It blows me away the the executive of the benevolent society of police officers would sexually assault someone at a police gala. Piece of shit…I think we say allegedly still.

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Always remember to wipe front to back girls. You don’t want police corruption going on down there!

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BremboBob

Reluctant authorities were forced to act when citizens provided video evidence showing the crime in progress along with fingerprint and DNA evidence linking the officer directly to the crime.
Officers initial investigation concluded “that everything was consensual and there is nothing to see here.”

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I would say its utilitarian to know this, but it is always a lamentable day when the people must come together as trial jury.

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[Simulate]

TwistDirect

Four legs good!

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A classic out of context rebuke, falling just short of obviously using the word Fascist? Why doesn’t anybody ever use the feminist pearl clutcher for a fascist? …or even better, first impression shortbus? That’s not better?

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Stohnghost

Just drove by that place today and told my wife this is why everyone associates Jupiter with psycho Trumpists now and forever. Keep it classy

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[Emulate]

AmazonGuy796

Sounds like they were resisting .

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bluehealer8

A sexual assault on a Trump property. Who would have thunk it.

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At least we can take solace in knowing that the Democrats are no better, and that there is still downhill that we have yet to go.

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[Titillate x2]

aflyingsquanch

Just another rare bad apple, eh?

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This is one of those low effort comments that I’m not fond of sharing, but I’d like to take this opportunity to share my own opinion on our systemic problems.

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obroz

Let’s just call it what it is. Gang initiation

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